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Posted: Jun 25 2007, 07:10 PM
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K, well, i got hit up on Myspace which lead to a yahoo convo at random by some person and i decided to do some investigational research into him/her:

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hidden_tigress, 6/25/2007 4:50:04 PM:
hi

hidden_tigress, 4:50:07 PM:
:D

Nemesis, 4:50:18 PM:
hi

hidden_tigress, 4:50:27 PM:
I am Melissa

Nemesis, 4:51:09 PM:
so who are you really.

hidden_tigress, 4:51:13 PM:
So why do your friends screw with you?

hidden_tigress, 4:51:19 PM:
Melissa Johnson

Nemesis, 4:51:22 PM:
jessica

hidden_tigress, 4:51:34 PM:
I am a contract civillian employee at Camp Robinson

hidden_tigress, 4:51:40 PM:
I do not know a Jessica

hidden_tigress, 4:51:59 PM:
I PROMISE I am not one of your friends or someone who knows you

hidden_tigress, 4:52:07 PM:
is Jessica your girlfriend?

Nemesis, 4:53:10 PM:
i know for a fact now that you aren't who you say you are.

hidden_tigress, 4:53:37 PM:
Yes I am

Nemesis, 4:53:39 PM:
your yahoo profile says your profile was made today.

hidden_tigress, 4:53:45 PM:
Yes it was

hidden_tigress, 4:53:51 PM:
I moved up here from Baton Rouge

hidden_tigress, 4:53:55 PM:
I am new to the area

hidden_tigress, 4:54:04 PM:
I had some bad experiences

hidden_tigress, 4:54:09 PM:
with an ex-boyfriend

hidden_tigress, 4:54:12 PM:
who beat me up

hidden_tigress, 4:54:15 PM:
was drunk

hidden_tigress, 4:54:17 PM:
just

hidden_tigress, 4:54:19 PM:
well

hidden_tigress, 4:54:21 PM:
just

hidden_tigress, 4:54:30 PM:
I am just trying to make some friends.

Nemesis, 4:54:32 PM:
sorry if i don't believe you.

hidden_tigress, 4:54:48 PM:
you seem like a nice guy

hidden_tigress, 4:55:00 PM:
why are you so not trusting?

hidden_tigress, 4:55:03 PM:
what happened to you?

hidden_tigress, 4:56:08 PM:
so do you not want to talk?

hidden_tigress, 4:56:24 PM:
BUZZ!!!

hidden_tigress, 4:56:37 PM:
fine I don't want to be pushy

hidden_tigress, 4:56:39 PM:
bye

hidden_tigress, 4:56:41 PM:
:(

Nemesis, 4:57:29 PM:
sorry i'm at work

hidden_tigress, 4:57:36 PM:
where do you work?

hidden_tigress, 4:57:39 PM:
:)

hidden_tigress, 4:58:53 PM:
do you want to talk or are you just going to keep accusing me of being a girl or screwy friends?

Nemesis, 5:01:40 PM:
i can do both until i decide otherwise.

hidden_tigress, 5:02:02 PM:
Are you always such a butthole to girls?

hidden_tigress, 5:04:03 PM:
so where do you work?

Nemesis, 5:04:07 PM:
no, it's just it's the first time i put pictures of myeslf online like they are, and i've been expecting someone to screw with me.  I've never gotten random msgs from people asside from bots and all of a sudden i'm getting mysterious messages from someone, who just happen to make a profile today on myspace and who just happened to make  a yahoo accoutn on the same day they start talking to me.

Nemesis, 5:04:14 PM:
does that not sound suspicious to you too?

Nemesis, 5:04:57 PM:
A company in maumelle that designs software.

hidden_tigress, 5:05:44 PM:
You know the pictures from the moon landing make it appear that the flag was waving when we all know theres no wind in space. It was the exhaust from the rocket boosters but some think we staged in in the Desert in Arizona. I say all that to say we can put a negative or a positive spin on anything.

hidden_tigress, 5:06:05 PM:
I don't know what your pictures were like before.

hidden_tigress, 5:06:10 PM:
Yes I am new to the area.

hidden_tigress, 5:06:27 PM:
And you look a little like Harry Potter to me and I have gotten into reading those books.

hidden_tigress, 5:06:51 PM:
I would like to find a guy who is sweet, nice, a good guy, but who has fun and can even be wild.

hidden_tigress, 5:07:07 PM:
I am tired of jerks who treat me bad and I see living here as a new start.

hidden_tigress, 5:07:13 PM:
now does that make better sense?

Nemesis, 5:07:18 PM:
yeah, but the pictures of the moon landing weren't released the same day they where taken.

hidden_tigress, 5:07:35 PM:
8-|

hidden_tigress, 5:07:57 PM:
you having a bad day at work? did Apple steal your design or something?

hidden_tigress, 5:07:59 PM:
:)

hidden_tigress, 5:08:41 PM:
lets try something new

hidden_tigress, 5:08:57 PM:
I AM MELISSA

hidden_tigress, 5:09:01 PM:
I JUST MOVED HERE

Nemesis, 5:09:16 PM:
lol, think we went through that already

hidden_tigress, 5:09:24 PM:
I LIKE YOUR PIC AND PROFILE THOUGH YOU SEEM LIKE A CRANKY OLD MAN

hidden_tigress, 5:09:27 PM:
:P

hidden_tigress, 5:09:49 PM:
You are uptight babe. You need to get laid or take a Proszac

hidden_tigress, 5:09:51 PM:
LOL

Nemesis, 5:09:59 PM:
:P

hidden_tigress, 5:10:06 PM:
there

hidden_tigress, 5:10:08 PM:
thats better

hidden_tigress, 5:10:10 PM:
Yea

hidden_tigress, 5:10:21 PM:
Now

hidden_tigress, 5:10:26 PM:
Charm

hidden_tigress, 5:10:28 PM:
Me

hidden_tigress, 5:10:30 PM:
And

hidden_tigress, 5:10:32 PM:
Prove

hidden_tigress, 5:10:34 PM:
Me

hidden_tigress, 5:10:36 PM:
Wrong

hidden_tigress, 5:10:46 PM:
Or just fuck me and make me scream your name!

hidden_tigress, 5:10:48 PM:
>:)

Nemesis, 5:11:11 PM:
o.O

hidden_tigress, 5:11:22 PM:
whats that mean?

hidden_tigress, 5:12:01 PM:
So do you have a girlfriend? Live alone? What is there to do for fun in Little Rock?

Nemesis, 5:12:42 PM:
nothin really, i'm not much of a fun person to be with.

hidden_tigress, 5:13:04 PM:
that can change if you have the right girl

hidden_tigress, 5:13:06 PM:
;)

hidden_tigress, 5:13:31 PM:
maybe you just need a girl who can teach you a few things.

hidden_tigress, 5:13:38 PM:
ever seen Bull Durham?

hidden_tigress, 5:13:40 PM:
:)

Nemesis, 5:13:50 PM:
no

hidden_tigress, 5:13:55 PM:
oh

hidden_tigress, 5:13:58 PM:
there goes that joke

hidden_tigress, 5:14:04 PM:
do you have a webcam?

hidden_tigress, 5:14:51 PM:
you seemed stressed. maybe what you need is a hot oil massage all over your body. that should loosen you up and not make you so cranky.

hidden_tigress, 5:14:54 PM:
lol

Nemesis, 5:16:20 PM:
i gotta go, work over.

hidden_tigress, 5:16:33 PM:
you going home?

hidden_tigress, 5:16:48 PM:
can we keep chatting?

Nemesis, 5:17:07 PM:
i guess

Nemesis, 5:17:13 PM:
when i get home

hidden_tigress, 5:17:21 PM:
R is for?

hidden_tigress, 5:17:24 PM:
Robert?

hidden_tigress, 5:17:27 PM:
Randall?

hidden_tigress, 5:17:33 PM:
Or

hidden_tigress, 5:17:35 PM:
is

hidden_tigress, 5:17:49 PM:
it like fedora and a nerdish play on a word

hidden_tigress, 5:18:16 PM:
you know fedor and the _ is for a and an extra r?

Nemesis, 5:18:51 PM:
You're trying to cover up who you are too hard, cause you would now my first name is on my myspace page.

Nemesis, 5:18:59 PM:
know*

hidden_tigress, 5:19:01 PM:
Actually not

hidden_tigress, 5:19:08 PM:
Because I didn't look it all over

Nemesis, 5:19:10 PM:
kinda hard to miss big bold letters

hidden_tigress, 5:19:14 PM:
you were one of 10 guys

hidden_tigress, 5:19:19 PM:
who were online

hidden_tigress, 5:19:23 PM:
when I did a Browse

hidden_tigress, 5:19:29 PM:
near 72205

hidden_tigress, 5:19:36 PM:
which is where my apartment is

hidden_tigress, 5:19:44 PM:
and so I sent hellos to all of them

hidden_tigress, 5:19:46 PM:
4 responded

hidden_tigress, 5:19:50 PM:
2 are married

hidden_tigress, 5:19:57 PM:
and I am making conversation

hidden_tigress, 5:20:04 PM:
I am not this Jessica chick

Nemesis, 5:20:35 PM:
well, gotta go.

hidden_tigress, 5:20:40 PM:
tell me what we can talk about and what to ignore so you stop going all crazy

hidden_tigress, 5:20:42 PM:
wait

hidden_tigress, 5:20:46 PM:
can we not keep chatting?

hidden_tigress, 5:20:49 PM:
:*

hidden_tigress, 5:20:51 PM:
:(

Nemesis, 5:21:13 PM:
no, sorry, i gotta go, they're locking up the building

hidden_tigress, 5:21:19 PM:
ok

hidden_tigress, 5:21:24 PM:
well chat to me when you get home

hidden_tigress, 5:21:27 PM:
please

hidden_tigress, 6:50:40 PM:
hi

Nemesis, 6:55:45 PM:
hi

hidden_tigress, 6:55:52 PM:
so how are you?

hidden_tigress, 6:55:56 PM:
how was work?

Nemesis, 6:56:04 PM:
k i guess

hidden_tigress, 6:56:15 PM:
what are you doing now?

hidden_tigress, 6:56:26 PM:
you seem a lot more happier and calmer

hidden_tigress, 6:56:34 PM:
work always drives me crazy too

Nemesis, 6:56:55 PM:
eating melon

hidden_tigress, 6:57:03 PM:
mmmm

hidden_tigress, 6:57:11 PM:
you do know how to get a girl happy.

hidden_tigress, 6:57:16 PM:
:)

hidden_tigress, 6:57:25 PM:
do you have a webcam?

Nemesis, 6:57:37 PM:
nope, it broke

hidden_tigress, 6:57:42 PM:
oh

hidden_tigress, 6:57:44 PM:
that sucks

Nemesis, 6:57:52 PM:
do you?

hidden_tigress, 6:57:55 PM:
though I suck better

hidden_tigress, 6:58:06 PM:
mine bugged out a while back

hidden_tigress, 6:58:12 PM:
I need to get a new one at Wal Mart

Nemesis, 6:58:23 PM:
nod

hidden_tigress, 6:58:25 PM:
but the only ones I saw the other night were way too expensive

hidden_tigress, 6:58:35 PM:
so what are you wearing?

Nemesis, 6:58:47 PM:
clothes :P

hidden_tigress, 6:59:04 PM:
hmmm

hidden_tigress, 6:59:11 PM:
maybe we need to take care of that.

hidden_tigress, 6:59:13 PM:
>:)

Nemesis, 6:59:44 PM:
maybe later

hidden_tigress, 6:59:55 PM:
oh really?

hidden_tigress, 7:00:12 PM:
so you don't have a girlfriend at your apartment doing what she should be doing

hidden_tigress, 7:00:14 PM:
lol

Nemesis, 7:00:53 PM:
a girl? what's that? lol

hidden_tigress, 7:01:01 PM:
me girl

hidden_tigress, 7:01:08 PM:
you King Kong

hidden_tigress, 7:01:10 PM:
lol

Nemesis, 7:01:40 PM:
uhuh

hidden_tigress, 7:01:47 PM:
lol

hidden_tigress, 7:01:50 PM:
I am a girl

hidden_tigress, 7:01:55 PM:
and I have some tricks

hidden_tigress, 7:01:59 PM:
to show you

hidden_tigress, 7:02:03 PM:
if you give me a treat

hidden_tigress, 7:02:05 PM:
;)

Nemesis, 7:02:15 PM:
how much you charging?  lol

hidden_tigress, 7:02:25 PM:
a mouthful

hidden_tigress, 7:02:27 PM:
>:)

hidden_tigress, 7:03:08 PM:
I am willing to suck it out or you can always pump it onto my face.

hidden_tigress, 7:03:10 PM:
;)

Nemesis, 7:03:13 PM:
i got a mouthful of melon, so doesn't say much about whaty ou want

hidden_tigress, 7:04:02 PM:
you alone?

Nemesis, 7:04:34 PM:
maybe

hidden_tigress, 7:04:45 PM:
what exactly are you wearing?

Nemesis, 7:05:04 PM:
told you, clothes.

hidden_tigress, 7:05:11 PM:
describe

hidden_tigress, 7:05:13 PM:
lol

hidden_tigress, 7:05:21 PM:
Give me a mental picture.

hidden_tigress, 7:05:31 PM:
Why can't I PhotoShare with you?

hidden_tigress, 7:05:33 PM:
:(

Nemesis, 7:05:41 PM:
shorts and a shirt.

hidden_tigress, 7:05:46 PM:
what colors?

hidden_tigress, 7:05:51 PM:
whats on under the shorts?

Nemesis, 7:06:01 PM:
more shorts

hidden_tigress, 7:06:09 PM:
boxer shorts?

Nemesis, 7:06:11 PM:
the shorts is about as far yas your going.

hidden_tigress, 7:06:20 PM:
why is that?

Nemesis, 7:06:33 PM:
cause i don't know you.

hidden_tigress, 7:06:39 PM:
ok

hidden_tigress, 7:06:46 PM:
just wanted to be naughty

Nemesis, 7:07:01 PM:
noticed

hidden_tigress, 7:07:12 PM:
is that a bad thing?

Nemesis, 7:07:18 PM:
not really

hidden_tigress, 7:07:33 PM:
after you get to know me better maybe we could be naughty later?

Nemesis, 7:09:12 PM:
maybe

hidden_tigress, 7:09:23 PM:
do you like me?

hidden_tigress, 7:09:35 PM:
I mean

hidden_tigress, 7:09:38 PM:
interested?

hidden_tigress, 7:09:40 PM:
lol

Nemesis, 7:10:19 PM:
a little

hidden_tigress, 7:10:30 PM:
do you always play hard to get?

hidden_tigress, 7:11:09 PM:
:)

hidden_tigress, 7:11:17 PM:
So what do you want to talk about?

Nemesis, 7:13:44 PM:
check my myspace page, is my camera working?

Nemesis, 7:13:45 PM:
http://www.myspace.com/rdfedor

Nemesis, 7:14:36 PM:
So, where you at?

hidden_tigress, 7:14:50 PM:
At a friends place.

hidden_tigress, 7:14:53 PM:
in Little Rock.

hidden_tigress, 7:15:06 PM:
and you?

Nemesis, 7:15:11 PM:
hme

Nemesis, 7:15:12 PM:
home*

hidden_tigress, 7:15:15 PM:
I thought you said your webcam is broke

Nemesis, 7:15:29 PM:
it is.

Nemesis, 7:15:33 PM:
thought it migiht have worked

hidden_tigress, 7:16:08 PM:
I am in a horny mood which is why I was so fast.

hidden_tigress, 7:16:14 PM:
hope thats not a bad thing

hidden_tigress, 7:16:29 PM:
you should plug the webcam in and see if it works on Yahoo

Nemesis, 7:16:56 PM:
i did, it didn't work

Nemesis, 7:17:03 PM:
not over the yahoo part though

Nemesis, 7:17:09 PM:
it wouldn't recognize my camera

hidden_tigress, 7:17:18 PM:
oh

hidden_tigress, 7:17:30 PM:
We could always send naughty pics back and forth

hidden_tigress, 7:17:33 PM:
>:)

hidden_tigress, 7:18:40 PM:
I am just being flirtatious.

hidden_tigress, 7:18:46 PM:
Don't stop talking.

Nemesis, 7:18:52 PM:
so where does your friend live?

Nemesis, 7:18:56 PM:
what part of little rock?

hidden_tigress, 7:19:10 PM:
Central part of the city

hidden_tigress, 7:19:18 PM:
near the Stadium

Nemesis, 7:19:27 PM:
near Altell?

hidden_tigress, 7:19:37 PM:
No the football stadium

hidden_tigress, 7:19:44 PM:
at least I was told they play football there

hidden_tigress, 7:19:47 PM:
near a park too

Nemesis, 7:20:09 PM:
Don't know what stadium you're talkin about.

Nemesis, 7:20:18 PM:
War Memorial?

hidden_tigress, 7:20:18 PM:
lol

hidden_tigress, 7:20:22 PM:
I guess

hidden_tigress, 7:20:29 PM:
theres a zoo near here too

Nemesis, 7:20:59 PM:
I already know where you really are.  Just seeing what kind of lie your going to say next.

hidden_tigress, 7:21:10 PM:
*SIGH*

hidden_tigress, 7:21:15 PM:
I am not telling any lies.

hidden_tigress, 7:21:19 PM:
what is wrong with you?

hidden_tigress, 7:21:25 PM:
if you know where I am

hidden_tigress, 7:21:27 PM:
tell me

hidden_tigress, 7:21:34 PM:
if you know who I am

hidden_tigress, 7:21:36 PM:
tell me

hidden_tigress, 7:21:43 PM:
if you know how much money I make

hidden_tigress, 7:21:45 PM:
tell me

hidden_tigress, 7:21:47 PM:
lol

hidden_tigress, 7:21:52 PM:
you are being so silly

Nemesis, 7:21:59 PM:
Your at UALR.

hidden_tigress, 7:22:05 PM:
no

hidden_tigress, 7:22:08 PM:
I am not at UALR

Nemesis, 7:22:12 PM:
uhhh yes.

hidden_tigress, 7:22:25 PM:
8-|

Nemesis, 7:22:29 PM:
144.167.109.148, MiniLtGuv.ddns.ualr.edu, Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322), http://www.myspace.com/rdfedor

Nemesis, 7:22:43 PM:
I bugged my picture with some code for recording IP information

hidden_tigress, 7:23:03 PM:
lol

Nemesis, 7:23:05 PM:
that's why i told you to visit my profile

hidden_tigress, 7:23:13 PM:
so you lied?

Nemesis, 7:23:18 PM:
yeah

hidden_tigress, 7:23:25 PM:
well my friend didn't tell me he lives at UALR

Nemesis, 7:23:33 PM:
right

hidden_tigress, 7:23:49 PM:
I have told you the truth so far.

Nemesis, 7:23:59 PM:
you've told me half truths

hidden_tigress, 7:24:09 PM:
8-|

Nemesis, 7:24:29 PM:
144.167.109.148, MiniLtGuv.ddns.ualr.edu, Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322), http://www.myspace.com/rdfedor

Nemesis, 7:24:31 PM:
oops

Nemesis, 7:24:38 PM:
ª Nemesis  Monday, June 25, 2007
ª 7:21 PM Your at UALR.
­
ª hidden_tigress  Monday, June 25, 2007
ª 7:22 PM no
ª 7:22 PM I am not at UALR

hidden_tigress, 7:24:39 PM:
whats oops?

Nemesis, 7:24:44 PM:
you lied right there

Nemesis, 7:24:52 PM:
so wendy

hidden_tigress, 7:25:01 PM:
I am not Wendy

Nemesis, 7:25:06 PM:
you're the only person i know who has class this time at night at the school

Nemesis, 7:25:11 PM:
who uses yahoo

hidden_tigress, 7:25:12 PM:
no one is playing a trick on you.

Nemesis, 7:25:15 PM:
and has a laptop

hidden_tigress, 7:25:22 PM:
I am not Wendy

Nemesis, 7:25:31 PM:
right

hidden_tigress, 7:25:48 PM:
do you have "Wendy's" phone number?

hidden_tigress, 7:25:50 PM:
call her

Nemesis, 7:25:55 PM:
didn't know i could do that now huh

Nemesis, 7:26:01 PM:
get your ip just from visiting a webpage like that

hidden_tigress, 7:26:12 PM:
Consider this

hidden_tigress, 7:26:16 PM:
IF I was a friend

hidden_tigress, 7:26:19 PM:
playing a trick

hidden_tigress, 7:26:27 PM:
don't you think I'd know you could do that

Nemesis, 7:26:35 PM:
nope

Nemesis, 7:27:08 PM:
cause i don't advertise all my methods of getting info.

hidden_tigress, 7:27:26 PM:
well I am tired of this

hidden_tigress, 7:27:32 PM:
women are smarter

Nemesis, 7:27:34 PM:
k bye

hidden_tigress, 7:27:37 PM:
and boys are dumber


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QUOTE (grimm @ Jun 26 2007, 09:03 AM)
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and nemesis is a 1337 hax0rz! makes me scared of logging onto nodeka411 ph34r.gif

Would it really matter what site you're on? lol.gif cause all he/she did was visit my myspace page, didn't even visit nodeka411 lol.gif. All that was on here was an image.


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